screams and weeps because my laptop had to fucking blue screen today
eVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.
the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
So someone on Reddit had a field day with people thinking Lucina was just a Marth reskin.
We may, or may not, have lost our shit somewhere around Darthy Karth.
so would the game be super smash marth all-star?
just a comparison between Suigimori’s official character art from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire to the originals. The redesigns are pretty great in my opinion
So I’m very heavily considering making a Fiora RP blog because shE’S A GOOD PERSON. SHE HAS BEEN VIOLATED AND KILLED AND SHOVED INTO THIS FOREIGN BODY WITH A FOREIGN GODDESS INHABITING HER AND SHE REMAINS GOOD AT HER HEART AND SOUL. SHE BLEEDS JUSTICE AND I LOVE GOOD CHARACTERS.
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
so i finished watching the story for xenoblade chronicles and it’s so fucking good i want this game so bad now